We're the heaviest band in town. Science ain't got no cure for this heavy metal disease!
Wow, we're really sorry about this one but it's not our fault. We know it was supposed to be a secret awesome and dangerous underground show but there was nothing we could do to save it. Our amplifiers are too big and the Mali authorities told us they would only let us play the border but not actually inside the country. We said, "Fuck that!".
So we'd like to say SORRY to Western Africa! Maybe we can get in to Burkina Faso or Cote D'Ivoire or something. Stay tuned!
Well, it's olympic season so the only thing all those boring fucking lively people are talking about is the Olympics and Taiwan. But don't worry, Metalbaum is here to bring you some hard fucking death metal fucking good times fucking ya! Stay tuned for more of our fucking heavy shit.
P.S. Thanks to everyone in Atlanta for voting Screwing You On A Nail Bed #1 on 99.9 Death Scream Radio!